Trey Songz may have made this statement famous but we have all experienced the tell-tale noises of our next door neighbors. I’m no different, upon moving into my new apartment, I was introduced to my neighbors Mitch and Oh baby late one evening. Mitch, who I have never met but know intimately, through the apt walls, has stamina for days (bless him) and his live-in lady, well lets just say they seem to have a healthy sex life–all four hours of it.
Am I hating a bit?—Hell yeah! But seriously, my next door neighbors sex noises is not the kind of thing I really want to hear –ever. It makes me wonder what they will hear on my side of the wall, whenever I end my celibacy state. So to Mitch and Oh Baby, can you keep it down, a girl has to wake up early in the morning!
Do you have a similar story about your neighbors? Are you the one making noise? Have a neighbor ever complained to you about the noise? Were you embarrassed or just shrugged it off?