I haven’t had any serious dating disasters in a while, maybe because I wasn’t dating for a while but whatever the reason—Thank God. I find that when you’re in the perils of a really awful date, there is absolutely nothing funny about it. However, once you begin recanting his strange behavior to your girlfriends—it is filled with lots of dramatic playback, after all a girl’s gotta get her kicks somehow. I wanted to find out just how many people experience the bad date scenarios and live to tell the tale. Check out a few of our readers and what they had to say about their dates from hell!
Daniel, Brooklyn, NY– I was out with this girl for our first date and she went to the bathroom. After a really long time she came back and said, “I think you have to drop me home. I responded
“why”. She says: “Because I have a really heavy flow and I think my tampon is stuck inside me.” Gross, now who could finish a meal with that visual stuck in their heads.
Kim, Chicago, IL—I was on a date with this really cool dude or so I thought! When we got to the restaurant, he told me he left his wallet at home (how lame). So, I said it’s ok, I’ll pick up the tab. He then ordered the most expensive meal on the menu and I gave him a questioning look and he said: What! Don’t act like u “B” don’t do it all the time—%$@& that it’s my turn. So I got up, said I was going to the bathroom and made a bee-line for the front door thinking “oh yeah—well f you too.
Neal, Queens, NY—I met this girl at a club and we ended going back to my place, I guess you could call it a one-night stand. Anyway, in the middle of it, I smelled this real funk and didn’t know where it was coming from, until we changed positions—then I realized– it was her!
Allison, Philadelphia, PA—This guy once told me on a date that “I should be glad he gave me a chance, since I’m one cheeseburger away from becoming fat and he don’t usually go out with fat girls.” I almost spit out my martini. Then I proceeded to let him know that after the little penis story I heard about him, he should be happy I accepted.
Monica, D.C.—I was on a 5th date with this guy and we were hitting it off so well, I decided tonight was the night. Just as we were about to get hot and heavy, he says “oh I think you should know that I have herpes, but since I don’t have a break-out we’re safe.” Holy $#!%. I ran the hell out of there and contacted the Health Department to see if I could report his nasty butt but the lady told me they only report cases of HIV. OMG, I guess I should just be grateful he told me first.
Just when you think your date was bad. Tell us your bad date stories and how you survived the ordeal?
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After meeting a woman in a club, we exchanged numbers. We talked and arranged a date the following weekend. We went out to eat, then decided to go out to the same club that we met.
We had a couple of drinks, then we both kind of loosened up. She was a dark sister with short natural hair, who i thought was fine and sexy as hell. But, unknowingly, she had some deep rooted issues about her darkness. We had a moment when we were exchanging an intimate glance at one another. She leaned in closer to me, then somewhat sloppily, but definitely ungracefully, tried to kiss me.
As she tried to kiss me, she spilled her drink on the both of us. I stood up trying to whisk away the liquid from my clothes, while she just sat still and didn’t really move. I sat back down, and told her it was okay, and not to worry about it. Then she looked directly at me and began to cry. She started sobbing. I tried to reassure her that it was okay, and not a big deal.
She said she wasn’t crying because of the spill. She then started telling me that I was a beautiful man. Telling me that, of course i wouldn’t want to kiss her. She is still sobbing as she is talking, and says that i probably wanted to kiss the white girls in the club and not her. She said her brother only dates white women and i remind her of her brother.
Because of the spill and her crying uncontrollably, people are now watching and wondering if we were part of an MTV reality show!
I spent the next 15 minutes consoling her and reassuring her that i like and date black girls,light skinned and dark. I reassure her that she’s beautiful and that I was very attracted to her. All the while, people are getting their peek on wondering if I just “Chris-Browned” her ass up in the club!
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