WHEN HE’S BEASTING TO GET IN BETWEEN YOUR TOES!?
I once worked with this guy who had a serious foot fetish. Of course, I had no business knowing this until the summer of my first year at the company.
He was a very nice, friendly, older gentleman who would stop by my office every morning with some cheerful gab or funny stories about his weekend. It became a routine, and I looked forward to starting my day with our lighthearted convo, until that first summer.
Warmer weather had finally arrived, and I was exposing my French pedicures through a slinky pair of Ferragamo mules. That morning, he whistled his way to my office but stopped short before he could even say good morning.
I caught him glaring at my feet like a dog who was ready to snatch a juicy piece of meat. I stared at him all confused and cleared my throat to get his attention (it was like he was hypnotized by FEET). He licked his lips for a few awkward seconds, and then finally we made eye contact.
“Sorry…I uhmm…I have a weakness for sexy feet,” he whispered. “It’s just a fetish I have…I just love to lick them and taste them and rub them all over me.”
OKAY! I’m not one to judge, but the way he expressed his love for toe jam and the thought of him even licking me with socks on, freaked me out. From that day on, I would hide my tootsies under my desk until he was out of sight. Occasionally, he would beg me to let him sneak a quick look, but I would just giggle nervously and fan him off with a “you so craaazy.”
Typically, I would’ve dismissed such a thing without sparing his feelings. But, he had an icky but nice persona, just like Mr. Furley on Three’s Company. To be honest, I’ve never been turned out from getting my toes wet but every now and again they will experience a subtle bite, stroke, or gentle kiss between the sheets. So, even though I may want to cover them up from all the Mr. Furleys out there, I still have good reason to pamper and handle them with care.
Here are 5 simple ways to keep your feet almost edible in between seasons and your next pedicure:
Conair Deluxe Massaging Foot Spa - $49.99 at Target
Ped Egg foot file gently removes callouses and dead skin - 2 for $10 on pedegg.com
Airplus for Her Aloe Infused Spa Socks - 3 pairs for $14.99 at Target
Deep Cleansing Peppermint Foot Mask from The Body Shop - $17
Aveda Foot Relief Moisturizer - $19
Is your G spot between your toes? Are you or have you ever been with a man who has a foot fetish?
